I am not sure why I decided to find out my stripper song, and I assure you it was not my plan to share it with people. It was definitely meant to be a private shame. And then the results came out and I knew I had to post, how could I not. For those of you who have sat through the credits for "Dodgeball" this will make complete sense, for those of you who have not I have reached a point where I am not entirely sure what to do with my moobs (you figure that word out because I am not explaining it) other than enjoy them. Yesterday I rode on a school bus to Grouse Mountain and for the first time felt very awkward as the sort of wobbled with the bus, I think I just found my incentive to lose weight...
Note: The lyrics are changed for reasons of gender...
| Your Stripper Song Is |
 Milkshake by Kelis "My milkshake brings all the gals to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge" One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it! |
3 comments:
Love the title of this post...good stuff! Thanks for your awesome blog - it's almost as if we had stayed in Chicago and actually did stuff (when in reality we stayed in Hammond, IN and got away from there as soon as possible). Windsor is great though!
Good to hear you are doing well there, I know you guys are going to have an awesome year!
You're sick... I'm going to pray for your salvation tonight.
p.s. I'm moving back to be a youth pastor at Coast Hills Community Church in Cloverdale... see you soon, eh!
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