Lights out...

So I am driving along in the rain yesterday (after all the rain this fall I am now in the market for an amphibious vehicle…) It is the later part of the afternoon, the sun (who am I kidding, the light that comes from an unknown source that is hidden by a vast sea of gray!!!) is starting to go down, and it is pourinf. I am turning left at an intersection, and I barely see one of my biggest pet peeves coming right for me…

NOTE TO IDIOTS: Having your headlights turned off for whatever reason will NOT preserve your battery!!!!

It may however, in certain circumstances lead to people wondering how you managed to actually get the car started yourself under your own brain power. You likely have a large red sign place over your ignition with a diagram of how the process is completed. It wouldn’t be in writing because that would indicate you need to be smart enough to be literate, which clearly you are not because you have nearly killed me on a number of occasions.

Yesterday was particularly bad because it happened on the crest of a hill and this particular day said idiot was in a gray car. There are Predators…



That would envy this person's camouflage job!!! Seriously people, turn on the headlights when it is raining outside. They are not just there so YOU can see, they are there so people can see you. If you are going to drive without your lights on, do it where you won’t hurt anyone, like your driveway, that way you are entertained and no one gets hurt although you may want to turn the lights on in that case to watch them “appear” on your garage door…. Hehe… pretty lights duuhhhh….