So this guy walks into a bar with his monkey (this is a primate friendly establishement after all) and hunkers down at the bar. At first the monkey sits, peeling some peanuts and eating them, but before long the nuts are gone and he decides to do a bit of exploring. He heads over to the billiards table and hops up on one of the corner pockets. A couple of guys are shooting pool and as a guy is about to sink the 8 ball the monkey, quick as lightning, grabs the ball and swallows it whole. The guys are a little upset, and start complaining, the bartender looks up and sees what happens and taps his owner who is hunched over his drink.
"Hey fella, your monkey just ate the 8 ball!"
Feeling embarassed the man pays for his drink and the ball and takes his monkey and goes.
A week goes by and the guy returns with his monkey. This time the monkey doesn't seem as animated or friendly, and as the guy sits down at the bar the monkey sticks pretty close. The guy orders a gin fizz and starts sipping as the monkey heads for the tasty peanuts. He peels a nut and starts to bring it to his mouth but thinks about it for a second and sticks it in his butt! He then pulls it out and eats it, albeit with a bit of a funny look on his face.
The bartender sees this, the owner doesn't. So the bartender says to the guy, "Hey buddy, your monkey just stuck a peanut up his butt and then ate it."
The guy says, "Yeah, ever since last week he measures everything first."
Bah dum bum bum....
2 comments:
Wow...
That made me just a little bit sad...
It was almost "worthy of mark" though!
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